The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
