He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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