Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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