I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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