I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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