But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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