how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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