Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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