We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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