One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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