So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You're like the curious george of whores
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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