oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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