In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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