Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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