We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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