Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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