I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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