he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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