highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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