I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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