Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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