Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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