Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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