Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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