But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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