Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
her vagine was all disorganized.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Randomize
