Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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