i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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