good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
3 2 1 whiskey
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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