He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
