dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Randomize
