DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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