hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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