dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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