lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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