call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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