Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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