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JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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