Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
is wine microwaveable?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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