We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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