'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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