that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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