So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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