can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Is Oprah even human
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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