hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
