woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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