the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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