I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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