Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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