Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Randomize
